Gobzoon is the next level above the term "shit-storm". When calling something a shit-storm is an understatement, Gobzoon is the term for you. It can also be purposed as an insult towards others.
The party out there is a GOBZOON! There are 7 year olds taking whiskey shots, the neighbor is mowing his lawn with a gun, DJ Khalid is on the mic yelling, "Fuck Limp Bizkit", and to make matters worse 6 police cars just rolled up!
by fred durst 2 December 06, 2022
Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.
by fred durst 2 January 30, 2023
I overheard someone in the gas station calling a black guy a "tsoon". I wonder what that could mean...
by fred durst 2 April 30, 2023
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by fred durst 2 November 14, 2023
Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".
by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023
The process have of filling up bowl with water and ice then dipping your balls in it. Most commonly done after a long day of work and getting your balls kicked all day.
"Yeah I think I'm going to head home and get the Ballsack Icepack ready. Hopefully they aren't bruised as bad as they were Tuesday."
by fred durst 2 September 01, 2023