Definitions by fred bamburger
ouija board
its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.
ouija board by fred bamburger December 12, 2006
emo hair
step 1: don't wash your hair for several days/weeks/years
step 2: dye you hair black and/or red (if your truly emo you could use your own blood)
step 3: get way too much gel and and completely fuck up the back of your head
step 4: arange your fringe so that you can only see out of your left eye (thus halving the ammount of misery you have to see in your stupid emo life)
step 2: dye you hair black and/or red (if your truly emo you could use your own blood)
step 3: get way too much gel and and completely fuck up the back of your head
step 4: arange your fringe so that you can only see out of your left eye (thus halving the ammount of misery you have to see in your stupid emo life)
voilla! you now have emo hair
emo 1: how deep is this cut?
emo 2: don't know, ive got no depth perception
emo 1: how deep is this cut?
emo 2: don't know, ive got no depth perception
emo hair by fred bamburger October 9, 2006
sew hoy
a sew hoy is a mysterious oriental person with many mysterious oriental talents. such as being able to move faster than the eye can follow, awesome martial arts, amazing drawings and the ability to dance like a ninja.
Check out that sew hoy breaking it down like a ninja!
Holy shit was that a sew hoy? Don't know, he moved too fast.
Holy shit was that a sew hoy? Don't know, he moved too fast.
sew hoy by fred bamburger September 27, 2006