metropolitan innundation syndrome

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.

Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.

by fox September 06, 2005

God shit

God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.

God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!

by Fox September 04, 2008

yeech

To descibe something disgusting.

"My mums b/f stole the camera from me cause he didn't want me to see the naked pics of my mum....that's so OMFG YEECH!!"

by Fox April 01, 2004

lude

Not merely an abbreviation, this term can be used to denote poor, socially unacceptable behavior.

"His behavior at dinner was crass and lude."

"He was making lude gestures."

by Fox April 15, 2005

aeneasx

The act of standing on a keep battlement like an idiot and getting zerged by five minstrels.

I h8 aeneasx

by fox October 10, 2003

b.l.t

A sandwich containing a bacon, lettuce and tomato filling. The perfect compliment to a cup of tea.

"I could really go for a B.L.T"
"The cafe down the road do a really nice one"

by Fox February 03, 2005