2 definitions by foshiggity
A swagtastic man of excellence, predominately due to his high levels of ass-kickin awesomeness. Harper is Chuck Norris approved and can drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and stare down a ravenous tiger while telepathically saying "I'll eat yo' ass fo lunch bitch".
Dude...Harper is so smooth he makes butter look like the Teton Mountain Range.
Did you see that? As soon as he walked outside, the sun went down, even the sun is afraid of Harper.
Did you see that? As soon as he walked outside, the sun went down, even the sun is afraid of Harper.
by foshiggity May 12, 2011
A Harper is someone who has more game with ladies than Santa Clause has reindeers at Christmas. A Harper is someone that is so butter, he should be served on rolls at Thanksgiving. A Harper is so mentally dominant that Darth Vader learned how to use the force from him. A Harper can make a hippo have an anorexic complex.
by foshiggity May 12, 2011