foooswagga's definitions

french kimchi

keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix

french kimchi

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater

A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.

wow that guys a real Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater!

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

brazilian pineapple shove

The practice of inserting up to five pineapples filled with oozing yogurt up a brazilian whores vagina then shove your dick into the whole of one of the pineapples until you excrete, then make her eat the pineapple, then have her throw up into your ass

dude
she wanted to brazilian pineapple shove
i'd rather blow a chameleon

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

fifth period chinese

When four or five guys team up on a single girl and sexually harass her until she begins to secretly cut the back of their scrotums until their testicles dangle out of the back of their pants

Hey, you wanna do me on a chinese bed
Not until fifth period chinese

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Aids Bear

man dressed in bear suit that tells his partner he has aids halfway into intercourse

omg alex is such a aids bear

by foooswagga February 10, 2010

Shlock

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

molotov socktail

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail

instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail

by foooswagga February 9, 2010