floyd barber's definitions

Bakerism

A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.

That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011

Baker Burger

Plain. Well Done. No Cheese. Burnt to a crisp. Crispy Bacon. Preferably prepared at a drinking establishment.

That lame ass ordered nothing except a Baker Burger and French Fries.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011

Baker

One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.

That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.

by floyd barber May 14, 2011