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Definitions by floorfly

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."
accountability co-worker by floorfly November 15, 2010

lowest common denomination 

1. When someone claims to be "Christrian" but has never been in a church and has a vague recollection of the ten commandments, but thinks they are good person.

2. In religion, the lowest common denominator or least common denominator (abbreviated LCD) is the least common multiple of the denomination of a set of vulgar religions. It is the smallest common thought that is a multiple of the denominations.
God hates fags, that's Joseph 3:16, bro... I know I am apart of the lowest common denomination.

shotgun insurance 

When a couple gets married for health insurance and not love.
They are divorced already? Yeah, she got health insurance at her new job so she canceled her shotgun insurance.
shotgun insurance by floorfly November 15, 2010