10 definitions by floorfly

shotgun insurance

When a couple gets married for health insurance and not love.

They are divorced already? Yeah, she got health insurance at her new job so she canceled her shotgun insurance.

by floorfly November 13, 2010

fun infertility

When someone has so many kids they can't support a fun
lifestyle for themselves.

Joe never gets a latte on coffee runs or goes to happy hour; he has fun infertility, he's got to pay child support on all 5 of those kids.

by floorfly November 13, 2010

Pill-Lattes

When desperate housewives mix Lattes with pain killers to get through their day.

I find Pill-Lattes helps me stay mentally in shape. I take one one skinny sugar free vanilla no foam latte with a hydrocodone then drop the kids off at school, and then I go to book club or the Y until its time to pick the kids back up.

by floorfly November 13, 2010