fear the spork's definitions

Eagle Shit

When you stick your ass out the window and take a shit while the cars still moving.

ewww Skye just took an eagle shit out he window on our way down to Southbank :P

by fear the spork June 5, 2005

early

Jumping the gun. Too quick to fight.

Any litte shit goes down and some mofos get all early.

by fear the spork June 5, 2005

earthbound

An angel that got too close to a 747.

Look at that earthbound bounce.

by fear the spork June 5, 2005