permanent temporary

a temporary measure which should last forever

i love how you've made that permanent temporary repair last over 10yrs, when will you fix it properly? when it breaks ....maybe

by fartiscrubs October 9, 2018

sparkolators

another name for SPARK PLUGS , Derek from Vice Grip Garage has awesome names for various car parts, that make more sense than the originals

it's time to remove the sparkolators and check if it's running rich or lean. i didn't buy any because they weren't on sale

by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

drillium

add lightness by drilling lots of holes in a part usually on a bike or car. (weight reduction)

with all that drillium, I'm surprised it's not blowing away in the wind.

by fartiscrubs August 18, 2021

twistability

using wire instead of a zip tie or cable tie where strength is needed.

I'm going to use fencing wire to tie the mudguard on the Holey Goat, It's twistability makes it more suitable than a zip tie in this application. the more you twist it, the tighter it gets (just before it snaps)

by fartiscrubs February 6, 2022

lightning whirler

otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name

i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.

by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

Billy Bob Budget

super human from the Haulass Garage show(on YouTube)
able to leap tall pallets with the VT commodore and build amazing things using some bodgy time saving techniques

on todays episode, Billy Bob Budget shows how to make a redneck parts washer with amazing results.

by fartiscrubs May 5, 2020

AMANDERING

someone aimlessly pottering around past bedtime, making unnecessary noise and not getting anything useful done in the process. often an attempt to make a snack and getting sidetracked thinking they can clean up a little while they are at it. before they know it, 90 minutes has past and they still haven't made a snack or tidied up.

John's been waiting for his wife to come to bed for 90 minutes, I bet she's in the kitchen Amandering again. He may as well go to sleep before the sun comes up and she's still not finished mucking around.

by fartiscrubs September 7, 2025