by Faroosh April 27, 2022

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.
"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".
"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"
"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"
"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"
"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"
"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"
"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"
by faroosh January 9, 2008

A great friend who usually gets his arm beat when he works as a security man at daddy's.
He has a need to be right at all times, even when facts are against him. Dumb looking but very smart.
He is very sporty.
He has a need to be right at all times, even when facts are against him. Dumb looking but very smart.
He is very sporty.
by Faroosh September 11, 2022
