Definitions by ex_lax70

flap jack vagina 

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

flap jack vagina by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

dust bunny pussy 

A pussy so dry dust bunnies fly out of it when you spread the legs.

Man, I was gonna fuck your momma last night, but she had dust bunny pussy.

dust bunny pussy by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

Nut luggin 

Nut luggin: The act of carrying a loaded set of balls until cumming.

Man to friend, "Man I was nut luggin all day after watching that dime piece wash her car. The ole lady's eyes about popped when I nutted in her mouth last night.

Nut luggin by ex_lax70 July 24, 2016

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin 

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016