2 definitions by evil alice
wackronym is a play on acronym, meaning an abbreviation using the first letters of words. NOW is the acronym for the National Organization of Women, just as TOAST is the acronym for Tits on a Stick. Less of a mouthful -- no pun intended. a wackronym is a retarded acronym that is actually no shorter than the phrase it 'abbreviates'. "htf did you do that" is actually no easier to say than "how the fuck did you do that". therefore it's not an acronym, but a wackronym.
paramedic: "victim has multiple gsw's to the sternum!"
nurse alice: "if I've explained this once, I've explained it a thousand times: gsw is a stupid wackronym. It wastes time. Instead, why not just say 'gunshot wound' -- it's actually two syllables shorter, fuckmeat."
victim: "help... me..."
nurse alice: "if I've explained this once, I've explained it a thousand times: gsw is a stupid wackronym. It wastes time. Instead, why not just say 'gunshot wound' -- it's actually two syllables shorter, fuckmeat."
victim: "help... me..."
by evil alice June 18, 2008
a g-spat is the fight that ensues after a woman experiences the hyperemotionality that can sometime accompany g-spot orgasms.
"alice, you shoot your love-juice in my eye and then SLAP me?"
"fuck you, you prick."
"you dont mean that, baby -- this is just a g-spat. I give you the world's best orgasm, and this is how you treat me? should my dope mclovin' skills garner me punishment in lieu of praise? nay!"
"fuck you. i love you. get your finger out of my ass, you faggot."
"fuck you, you prick."
"you dont mean that, baby -- this is just a g-spat. I give you the world's best orgasm, and this is how you treat me? should my dope mclovin' skills garner me punishment in lieu of praise? nay!"
"fuck you. i love you. get your finger out of my ass, you faggot."
by evil alice June 18, 2008