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Definitions by evan peters wifey mama

Evan Peters 

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."
1. the team that is going to win the Superbowl
Person #69: "I know the bengals are gonna win"
Bengals by evan peters wifey mama February 13, 2022