shits

A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.

"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

spit

What women do if they won’t swallow.

"I know it's good for me but I'm just gonna have to spit.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

bang one out

Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.

"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003