esteban lorenzo's definitions

stuntcock

A Stunt Cock is a well endowed thespian who, at the time of the "snotshot" in a jazz flick, is brought in if the lead thespian is unable to perform..

"Okay Randy, it's been ten minutes since this flick was supposed to finish, time we brought in the stunt cock to finish up."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

shits

A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.

"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

Turkey's neck

Description of female gentalia where the labia is overly protruding. So used because of the resemblence to the pink/red flaps that stick out of a turkey's neck.

Antonym: Clam

"It was all going swimmingly well until I pulled down her knickers and saw her turkey's neck."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

Fruitcake

UK English:

A person who is one sandwich short of a picnic; mad; quite insane; not with it, fucking crazy.

"I would even think about making a move on her mate, she's a fucking fruitcake. She's probably good in the sack though..."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003