eric 's definitions

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by Eric February 4, 2004

Belmont

A small town in the bay area that houses Carlmont High School, formerly the infamous school of the movie "dangerous minds". Despite popular belief, kids in Belmont are often more dangerous than people think. It must be the yay. If you hate us, shut the fuck up, you punk ass bitches.

EPA kid: "yall want to go to Belmont?"
Other EPA kid: "hell na', dos whiteys scare me!"

by Eric June 20, 2006

Jeezin' it up

most common conjugation of Jeez it up. Means to be doing anything related to jesus, ie; church.

yo, I was just over at the church, Jeezin' it up!

by Eric January 23, 2004

break off some

used in reference to the delicious,crunchy, wafer-like chocolate treat.a shortened version of the slogan "break me off a piece"

"give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar."

by Eric April 27, 2004

trewavas

A small man, usually british, that employs trickery

I dropped my nickers on the floor and he pulled a trewavas

by Eric September 21, 2003

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by Eric June 17, 2006