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jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth
john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping
by eric August 4, 2003
mugGet the jiz moppermug.

zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.
Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!
by Eric July 11, 2004
mugGet the zamotimug.

biezbo

A unit of money, usually describing an amount that one is trying to get.
I gotta get my biezbo from these guys.
by Eric January 21, 2004
mugGet the biezbomug.

palden

Shoot, I got to be like Palden, shit.
by Eric June 18, 2003
mugGet the paldenmug.

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.
That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!
by Eric February 9, 2004
mugGet the Assfaggotmug.

lotard

Gosh, Ugine is such a lotard!
by Eric May 13, 2005
mugGet the lotardmug.

Derapodoop

Derapodoop, smelly vile poop
My god.. that derapodoop smells
by Eric January 2, 2005
mugGet the Derapodoopmug.

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