eric's definitions

Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

by Eric December 7, 2004

wasted

The act of drinking a shitload of alcholic beverages to the point of no longer being able to stand.

Or

The act of getting the fuck shot out of you by Gangsters.

Damn dude we were so wasted last night!

or

Holy Shit! They just wasted carl!

by Eric January 7, 2005

knifoonorkulove

1)A combination of a knife a spoon a fork spatula and a stove all in one.

2)The ultimate kitchen appliance for only $29.95

Get the kniforkunlove Jimmybo!
Agh I have been kinforkunuloved!

by Eric January 29, 2004

chocolate slurpee

When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.

Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.

by Eric April 6, 2005

keeps

(usually "for keeps")

a condition in which the consequences are total or permanent

This time, let's play for keeps.

by Eric December 2, 2003

wappy

Wapi is yet another euphamism for baby butter, semen, jizz. The difference however, is that it implies a bit of urgency in it's creation.

After you slap pappy, you gotta clean up all that wappy--and fast!

by Eric July 11, 2004

hyperbole

1) often confused with the mathematical term "hyperbola", usually by silly girls with B blood-types.

Lubely: Good job! Now draw me a hyperbole!
Derek: Silly Lubely, it's "hyperbola"!

by Eric April 18, 2005