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A very hairy man who rides skateboards and surfboards, enjoys barley pops, the color orange, and likes using the word "feckless". Can be seen in his natural environment of the ocean or skatepark sporting his man-sweater.
by Eric September 15, 2004

the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa's extreme power over the weak and the colour of St-Lawrence
bacon bits are groos on salad.
by Eric November 6, 2004

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
by Eric January 2, 2004

by Eric November 2, 2004

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric May 13, 2005

by Eric February 12, 2005

by eric September 26, 2004
