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Sumdumsurfer

A very hairy man who rides skateboards and surfboards, enjoys barley pops, the color orange, and likes using the word "feckless". Can be seen in his natural environment of the ocean or skatepark sporting his man-sweater.
Dude, Sumdumsurfer is da mang!
by Eric September 15, 2004
mugGet the Sumdumsurfermug.

groos

the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa's extreme power over the weak and the colour of St-Lawrence
bacon bits are groos on salad.
by Eric November 6, 2004
mugGet the groosmug.

New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
by Eric January 2, 2004
mugGet the New Mommug.

poove

slang for gay like queer or fag
by Eric November 2, 2004
mugGet the poovemug.

false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric May 13, 2005
mugGet the false thongmug.

lacrosse

What real men do during Baseball season.
Lacrosse is 10x > than baseball
by Eric February 12, 2005
mugGet the lacrossemug.

hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth
whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!
by eric September 26, 2004
mugGet the hot blondemug.

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