Definitions by emilpicasso.com

wifijacking 

What you get when you connect to any wifi, with or without his or her knowledge.

Best thing about wifijacking...i'm dropping a deuce and jackin someone's wifi. Just thought you should know.

wifijacking by emilpicasso.com September 6, 2010

witless protection program 

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

witless protection program by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010