9 definitions by electronicoffee

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 07, 2010
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Interjection; (kay-ter-s)

1. an abbreviation for "K (space) Laters" or "KK (space) Laters" often followed by a comma, a series of commas, an exclamation point, and very rarely a question mark.

2. the briefest and cutest way to say farewell to a friend besides a physical kiss or a hug. sarcastically, it may be used to show great disdain, contempt, fickle weariness, or social rejection of the 'friend'
Amy: Those cheese fries look SO good!
Sarah: Then why don't you go buy some?

Amy: Imma go buy those cheese fries! /waves KATERS!

Ricky: And that's me kicking your ass at Soul Calibur!
Alejandro: And that's me going home, JERK!
Ricky: KATERS..
Alejandro: Double JERK!
by Electronicoffee September 16, 2011
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