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facebookhood

Your FACEBOOKHOOD is the closest group of your facebook friends, those who usually appear in your newsfeed. If facebook is a big city, your facebookhood (facebook + neighborhood) are those you see in newsfeed every time you open facebook... your facebookies if you will
- Why are you making all those WWE references when talking about the BCS?

- What can I say, you're not the only wrestling expert in the facebookhood!!

- What's going on in the facebookhood?

- Right now, everybody in my facebookhood is asking cats to send them questions to their inbox and they'll reply to them in their statuses!

- So I heard your mom joined facebook?

- Yeah I know, I guess we'll have to watch out what we talk about in the facebookhood now that my mom can see the news feed!!
by el patron himself November 19, 2010
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NFC

NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!
Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!

When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
by el patron himself March 11, 2024
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Trumppelgängers

Trumppelgängers are basically those presidents around the world (and other local figures too) who seem to emulate and behave exactlyDonald Trump for some reason. Kinda like a doppelgänger, but at a presidential level... and a much cheaper version at that!
After Trump said it would be ok to inject yourself with disinfectant, I wonder if the Trumppelgängers everywhere will just say this is a brilliant idea..

Apparently the biggest Trumppelgänger in Latin America is in Brazil. I mean, they call him "The Trump of the Tropics" and he kinda likes it!
by el patron himself April 24, 2020
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bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy
- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
by el patron himself October 13, 2010
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