dail-up

-To be or act slow
-To criticize someone for not getting something right away

My internet is dail-up

You are so dail-up!

by El Gato October 06, 2005

hinkity

1. cheap, chintzy.
2. useless.
3. not functioning properly.
synonyms: jank, bogus.

Man, I just spent over $300 fixing my car, and it's still making all of these hinkity noises. Damn!

by el gato September 28, 2003