eddie's definitions

crunchitize

To ask for anal sex from Captain Crunch.

"Crunchitize us Cap'n!"

by Eddie June 14, 2003

Feed the Moose

To throw up because of heavy drinking. Literal translation from Norwegian slang.

Yeah, she fed the moose last night.

by Eddie May 13, 2005

sandwich

marijuana, pot, weed

Why don't you come over tonight and we'll have a sandwich?

by Eddie June 4, 2003

cock-gun blast

The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.

My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.

by Eddie March 18, 2005

bolli stoli

a cocktail made of bollinger champagne and stolichnaya vodka. Made famous by the British series Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy darling, do you want a cocktail? Bolli? Stoli? Bolli Stoli?

by Eddie September 25, 2003

role-playing

See chunkmonkey or die

Just see the second definition.

by Eddie February 24, 2005

filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

by Eddie January 9, 2004