eddie's definitions

cock-gun blast

The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.

My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.

by Eddie March 18, 2005

Big Steely

A big bowling steel ball that Bowser dumps out of his Clown Pot.

The BIG STEELY rolled toward Mario.

by Eddie June 5, 2003

ass wax

using a hot ass to wax the hood of a Trans Am.

Throwing Tina down on the hood of a Trans Am,aND WAXING HER ASS.

by eddie September 29, 2003

bitch-slapped

the impact of a high velocity backhand which can sometimes be covered in baby powder. used to mark territory.

1: agaergoergogoigoiGOIgjerg
2: shut up bitch!*slap*

by eddie May 23, 2005

handjob

A job that has to do with a hand

A handjob; cleaning a table

by eddie May 13, 2005

( . )( . )

Tities. Boobs. Jugs. Hooters. Knockers. ect.

Katie has some big ol' ( . )( . )!

by Eddie February 13, 2006

sandwich

marijuana, pot, weed

Why don't you come over tonight and we'll have a sandwich?

by Eddie June 4, 2003