eddie's definitions

bageldog

an uncircumcised penis

Did you hear that Joey Josh has a bageldog?

by eddie December 3, 2003

cock-gun blast

The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.

My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.

by Eddie March 18, 2005

sandwich

marijuana, pot, weed

Why don't you come over tonight and we'll have a sandwich?

by Eddie June 4, 2003

crunchitize

To ask for anal sex from Captain Crunch.

"Crunchitize us Cap'n!"

by Eddie June 14, 2003

giles

giles is a slang term for someone in the business world that is not smart that uses the language barrier to mask their lack of intelligence. Often, they are found out but usually it takes too long and therefore collect many paychecks before this happens. Also, they usually underneath everything are really an asshole.

That guy is such an idiot, he is a real giles.

by Eddie December 16, 2004

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005

Horsefucker

A citizen of West Virginia.

Most of my family came from Tennessee, but my father's parents were horsefuckers.

by Eddie March 6, 2003