excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

doogie howser

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.

Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!

by ed rogers March 24, 2005

hole roll

Another name for a roll of toilet paper, slang.

Hey Billy, can you grab me some hole roll? I'm all out in here, and I really need to wipe my ass!

by ed rogers February 15, 2006

oxy moron

Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.

Don't be an Oxy MORON...try our new and improved Clearasil pads!

by Ed Rogers June 17, 2004