dustyroads's definitions

Curious Tortoise

A (usually unexpected and unwanted) poop that starts to stick out it's head to check out what's happening, usually as it's owner is running to the bathroom in an attempt to deposit it before it fully merges.

I tried to casually let one go and thought I'd got away with it, but then I felt something poking at the back of my pants. It was like a curious tortoise straining it's head to see the world around it.

I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.

by DustyRoads September 27, 2013

Neecked

when two or more people are naked and they are doing something dirty.

Katrina and Bob went to the bathroom on the plane and got neecked.

by dustyroads April 12, 2012