duncan's definitions

jock

The term jock is commonly used by self confessed anti-socialists.

Skaters frequently use this term, as they are jealous of the more popular, better sports people. Although these people tend to think too highly of themeselves, they tend to succeed in gaining a number of the opposite sex as dedicated followers, of which outsiders are jealous of.

by Duncan February 26, 2005

shag

1.(N) A seabird

2.(V) To engage in sexual intercourse

3.(Adj) Not very good

We took our binoculars and went out looking for a shag on the cliffs. While we were there we decided to have a shag on the cliffs. Unfortunately the weather was shag on the cliffs.

by Duncan July 18, 2004

Tolkien

I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.

People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.

Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.

Tolkien was an author

by Duncan January 14, 2004

double bagger

A woman of questionable background, with whom sex would necessitate wearing two condoms.

Q: Would you screw Paris Hilton?
A: Sure, but I'd double up on the jimmy hats 'cuz she's a double bagger.

by Duncan February 19, 2005