creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises
i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 06, 2022
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nigtella

NUTtela exept nig cuz its brown brown= shnig
wow this word nigtella is funny
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 14, 2021
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Tuffnuts

Tuffnuts is the best insult to use to catch someone off guard because its unheard of and i just invented it. its a variation of "chucklenuts" from tf2, but it has nothing related to it. its typically used to describe/ mock someone trying to act tuff and this insult really ruins their reputation and gives them no bitches
retardedbetauser: you best not mess with me or i will get very mad. you DO NOT want to see my dark side👿!!!

retardpuncher98: yeah yeah boohoo im swo scwared tuffnuts

retardedbetauser: OH MY GAWD HOW COULD YOU🥴🥴🥴

retardpuncher98: time to start retardpunching98!!
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025
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windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)
man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 18, 2025
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touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience
"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 18, 2025
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shit cutter

someone who toots a lot, or smells

or someone who has to cut shit because its to big
OMG! WHO CUT THE SHIT THIS TIME!? | you smell like a shit cutters knife
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 July 12, 2021
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AFC

asshole fried chicken

chicken thats fried by an girls asshole
wow this AFC is so good!!
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 07, 2021
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