Definitions by dudelookslikeachimp
Tear a new asshole
An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.
Tear a new asshole by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears
Naive dimwitted brat who was pregnant at 16 -- but still probably better prepared to be a parent than her older sister Britney.
Jamie Lynn Spears is a typical Disney slut but still young enough that swelling ego hasn't erased her reflex to fake being nice.
Jamie Lynn Spears by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
AVP
AVP refers to the classical struggle between a mother and her children (alien) versus the innately child molesting man (predator). So called because the instincts and emotions of family are "alien" to men who only seem want to get to the females before they are ready to date (thus pre-dater or sex predator).
We had to call the police to take care of another AVP situation in the downstairs apartments last night.
AVP by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
Dick Wolf
A right wing gay guy who produces real hard-core master and slave themed crap for the right wing masses like Law & Order.
Did you see that Uncle Tom crap on TV last night? It must have been produced by a real Dick Wolf. It tried to say Meths labs aren't good business for children.
Dick Wolf by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008