digs

To get sexual action from someone/thing.
I got digs from that goat last night!
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pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.
Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!
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pooner

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.
Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.
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chin-wa

Money. Or the most common form of currency/capital
"Could I borrow a little chin-wa?"
(Must be accompanied with hand gesture of forefinger rubbing against thumb in sweeping motion!)
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