Definitions by dr. mark sugarman

pervatory 

The place most males get stuck as they try to transition from puberty to adulthood. Males stuck in pervatory find words like "package" or "jugs" in innocent conversation to be funny.

Step out of pervatory jackass, it's really a box full of sausage.

pervatory by Dr. Mark Sugarman July 31, 2009

moustache napkins 

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

moustache napkins by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009