8113

The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.

circa year 6000 --

Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.

Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.

Archeologist 1: Darn.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007

whoo-hoo

the Homeric cheer. Say it when you are happy.

Whoo-hoo! I don't need to be careful. I have a gun!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 23, 2007

crack

a now obsolete adjective popular as a business buzzword among yuppies in the early eighties. It described a worker who was very smart and very fast-paced.

This meaning of "crack" was forced out by the drug, crack, in the mid-eighties. Sort of like you can't say "gay" to mean "happy" anymore.

That was a good move to hire him; he's crack.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 07, 2007

price of eggs in China

the matter at hand

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China ?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 07, 2007

fourthmeal

a corporate conspiracy to further addict the hapless masses to crappy, fat-laden food.

Dude #1: Want to go for fourthmeal? I feel like some Mexican food.

Dude #2: No, I don't do everything the TV tells me to. I think I'll have a salad. Besides, if you think you're going to get Mexican food at Taco Bell, you deserve what you get.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 04, 2007

Budd Dwyer

to commit suicide on television (like the Pennsylvania Treasurer, Budd Dwyer.

The television station would not air the interview live, becuase the subject was facing ruination, and they feared he could pull a Budd Dwyer.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 16, 2007