dr p diddy's definitions

porridge rocket

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains

I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.

by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003

baste

an opptional forth person in a spit roast :see spit roast

i basted the spit roast last night with my fresh dairy produce

by dr p diddy October 18, 2003