committee

A group of people that forms when the stupidity of one person won't suffice.

Committees are the foundation of bureaucracy.

by Downstrike June 5, 2004

Chippy

A name given to a disoriented sea lion that swam up the California Aquesuct almost as far as Los Banos.

Chippy was named after CHiPs by the CHiPs who were wondering what the heck to do with a sea lion in the desert-like west side of San Joaquin Valley, which is quite fitting since the CHiPs around Los Banos get disoriented too. So watch out for them on I-5, or they'll run you over!

by Downstrike January 23, 2005

Stumbler

A web surfer who stumbles via StumbleUpon. See also stumbulation and stumbleblog.

I do my web surfing at StumbleUpon, so I'm called a Stumbler.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

Code Red

1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.

2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.

Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.

Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.

Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?

N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!

by Downstrike November 11, 2004