Definitions by douglas epley

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

gay mating call by douglas epley January 10, 2007

round bottom shoes 

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.

That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.

round bottom shoes by douglas epley December 19, 2006

beat and blow 

what we used to call the drum and bugle corps in the air force, also useful to describe high school band dweebs

hes not in our unit anymore, he transfered to beat and blow

beat and blow by douglas epley November 26, 2006

blue room 

the portable outhouses on construction sites, usually blue in color

1} wheres tj?
2} that burrito hit him bad, hes in the blue room

blue room by douglas epley November 26, 2006

white castle 

a construction site outhouse, also a burger joint, pretty much the same thing depending on who you ask

Scott went to white castle, then he HAD to go to the white castle

white castle by douglas epley November 26, 2006

apartment manager 

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

apartment manager by douglas epley November 26, 2006

ho chi minh trail 

this is a nickname for highway 880 in the san francisco bay area from union city to milpitas, named for the extremely large percentage of asian drivers found on it. and subsequently the high numbers of traffic jams and accidents etc etc

dude, it took me 3 hours to go 2 miles on the ho chi minh trail, must be chinese new years

ho chi minh trail by douglas epley November 26, 2006