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Martial Law

Martial law is when the National Guard and/or Armed Forces are called upon by a Governor or President to restore order when the problem is too big for local law enforcement authorities.

If there is excessive violence and civil disorder in a certain place that the police are unable to cope with, the governor or president or mayor, may call for the national guard or army to quell the disturbances. The military usually declares a state of martial law. In this situation, a curfew is put in place, looters may be shot on sight if need be. Break the military law and you will be tried by a military court in most cases. This is a most extreme solution to an insurrection or revolution.

Martial law is not going to happen and it didn't even happen during Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. I worked New Orleans during Katrina and Martial Law was never declared. Sometimes it is necessary but it's not a threat to the American people. Remember, police officers are tax paying citizens with families also. They are not robots and they can think for themselves. It's not going to happen.

by doitphaggot January 14, 2009

robin thicke

Robin Charles Thicke is an American R&B and soul singer, songwriter, musician, composer, and occasional actor. Hes mainly known for his songs Lost Without U and Shooter with lil wayne, both sick songs. Thicke is 30 years old and BALLIN!!

Shoota, shoootaaaaaa!
Lost without u, cant help myself, how does it feel...

Robin Thicke..

by doitphaggot August 3, 2007

in n out

Burgers made by God Himself

Let there be in n out!

by doitphaggot April 13, 2008

3 doors down

The greatest band ever.

3 doors down is the greatest band ever.

by doitphaggot March 25, 2008

The Dark Knight

The Greatest Movie to ever be made. Heath Ledger as The Joker is absolutely the best role in the film.

Isn't it funny how even though The Joker is the bad guy in The Dark Knight, you still root for him? Its not like other movies where the villian is always hated. In my opinion, Bat Man is a pansie and Joker is a God!

by doitphaggot August 4, 2008

Call of Duty 4

The greatest game ever made. Ever.

Call Of Duty 4 = pwn

by doitphaggot December 8, 2007

uncool

A dork or nerd. Or someone who isnt cool in general. These people can be found wearing crooked glasses taped at the center, khaki pants worn at armpit level, a striped, knock off version of a polo with all the buttons done, a watch-calculator. These people can be seen holding the following items; Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Pokemon cards, SAT study guides, ACT study guides, Calculus text books, 7 notebook filled with technobabble and unesseccary math equations, their shirt pockets are filled with, but not limited to; pencils, pens, highlighters, markers, colored pencils, crayons, rulers, calculators, eye drops, backup glasses, rare Yu-Gi-Oh cards, small notebooks and on-the-go math equations. These people can also be found making a total fool of themselves, running through the hallways when theres 6 minutes to get to class yet their next subject is down the hallway, running down the stairs to get to their other so called friends to play Pokemon and other useless card games, discussing World of Warcraft, dropping books and pushing up their glasses because they are 2 times the size of his/her head, tripping, slipping and falling out of no where, their knees are usually buckled in and their face is full of acne. In class they attemp to answer every question possible before the teacher even asks one. The other students sit there slouched in their chairs which this uncool kid is sitting there with his fingers interlocked, sitting up as straight as possible. When the bell rings he/she is usually seen scrambling to stuff oversized books into their roller backpacks with cool flames printed on it. Their fanny packs are stuffed with homework and writing utensils.

Did you see johnny? Hes so uncool.

by doitphaggot May 11, 2008