4 definitions by dog eats god

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Someone who his hooked on those games you play on facebook; When you throw up from being on facebook for too long.
-" Garret's been playing those stupid facebook games for hours!"
-" dude, hes faced up"

-"Mom, better check on bobby, he was on facebook for too long."
- "Oh crap, he didn't face up did he?"
by Dog eats God January 27, 2011
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A city slicker who got his butt placed in the middle of nowhere
That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!
by Dog eats God August 11, 2010
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when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.
Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"
by dog eats god April 24, 2011
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to punch someone in the eye, then repeatedly stab them in the other eye, then stick your dick into the socket.
-"dude, why is my eye gone, and why do I have cum in it?"
- "must have gotten eye punked"
by Dog eats God December 17, 2010
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