dog's definitions

your mom

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands

grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after


by dog November 30, 2004

mosquito

black baby with wings...black baby

by dog April 30, 2003

benevolence

an inclination to be kind and helpful or generous

the man gave the dog a treat

by dog December 8, 2003

throw down

to street fight - comes from throwing down the gauntlet

you need to throw down when he's being an asshole

by Dog May 17, 2002

computer freak

grant kozitza is a stupid futha fuckin whore

lets say my mom would let grant come over to my house to do my sister. she said no way, my daughter is not for sale. i bet youre wondering why the joke is in here, computer freak is grants moms sisters cousins redneck aunt.

by dog November 30, 2004

Satan's Loaf

A bit of a wrench; a turd of titanic proportion

Don't wanna go in there mate - Satan's Loaf wouldn't flush!

by Dog April 22, 2003