docsterx's definitions

republican apology

A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.

Republican apology-

Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"

Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."

Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."

Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"

by docsterx July 23, 2012

totally limbic

The limbic system in the brain is the seat of many emotions: wildness, uninhibited sex, rage, cravings, addictions, happiness and more. It's an "older" part of the brain found in animals and humans

When the limbic system is activated, the person can turn into a real animal: hypersexual, raging, laughing, craving, just uninhibited and wild in general.

Jim was so pissed when that car T-boned him he went totally limbic and flattened the other driver.

Tina was really horny. I barely had the door closed when she went totally limbic and tried to rip my pants off.

by docsterx October 17, 2011

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

PolLunatic fringe

PolLunatic Fringe - those candidates for office who only have a vague contact with reality.

Palin, Santorum and Bachmann are so out of touch with reality they're charter members of the PolLunatic Fringe.

by docsterx June 30, 2011

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

Soreface area

Amount of someone's head that is aching and injured after an unsuccessful fight.

Have you seen Brian? He got into a fight in a bar and lost. Now his head has a huge soreface area.

by docsterx July 7, 2011