Definitions by dobrom Bramis

J Hook 

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.

Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"

J Hook by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009

cat fucker 

Someone who fucks the feline variety.

"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan

cat fucker by dobrom Bramis January 20, 2009