autocorrect

A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!
by do it fgt  November 16, 2011
mugGet the autocorrectmug.

nasalsausage

A sex act in which the penis is inserted into one of the receiver's nostrils.

It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.
I gave that bitch a nasalsausage. Bitches love nasalsausages.
by do it fgt  November 13, 2011
mugGet the nasalsausagemug.