Dwang

The term given to an old man's long penis.

Originally came from the name "Dwang" that Old Man Winter named his long penis.

"I hope I have a dwang when I'm old"

by DJD December 20, 2003

fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 04, 2004

soggy anus

An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.

"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"

by DJD December 20, 2003

nightcrawler

The most awesome X-men ever! Nightcrawler's real name is Kurt Wagner. He is german and a former circus acrobat. He is also a superb fencer and athlete and has extremely strong faith.

Is 5'9, blue fur, yellow eyes, three fingered hands and toes.

His main power is teleportation (BAMF) but also has other abilities such as 'sticking' to walls and seeing in the dark.

Also my idol. :)

"Have you seen X2? Maaaaaaaaan nightcrawler is awesome"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Jujimufu

the brother of a very attractive sister.

"maaaaaaaaaaaaaan juji's sister is fine"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Hippo

A godly pissed of animal. Says STFU like a pro. Member of the animal religion.

"hippo's are godly"

"that hippo totally pwned taht kid!"

by DJD December 20, 2003