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Boo Boo Boo

syn. crying and or whining about nothing too important. Most often sent as a text to a friend when plans fall through.
"Boo Boo Boo", that's me crying cuz you didn't call me back....Boo Boo Boo.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 3, 2010
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ghetto mart

Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.

DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?

Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.

DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
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Crack Mart

Stop the car there's a Crack Mart! I gotta buy a microwavable burrito and some Twinkies.
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
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Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.
DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
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cracky snacks

Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!
by dj willow from paris August 4, 2007
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Heaven Bus

noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".
Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?

Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?
by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007
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B-Town Posse

noun plural. A rather large group of tight-knit friends from the city of BERKELEY CALIFORNIA!!!! Most of the posse have known eachother for their whole lives. They are like one big fun-loving family. You may have seen them in the early ninetees touring around on the now "Legendary" Heaven Bus. You can still find members of the posse enjoying eachother's company at places like the "Friendship House" in B-Town by Peet's Coffee, or playing Takra at the park on Tuesdays in the summertime. Or you may have been lucky enough to catch the side show they put on at Reggae on the River (which is now Reggae Rising) every year. Tremendous team spirit and mad love are what this posse/family are all about.
It's summertime!, round up the B-Town Posse! Let's go to a hot spring on the Heaven Bus.
I got my ticket to Reggae, is the whole B-Town Posse comming or what?
by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007
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