dissedurban's definitions

viridesCO VIDeo

- Latin for "I see I become green," which bears an unfortunate relation to dying of COVID-19.

Praeses mea, placet auxilium, cogito viridesco video. (My President, please help, I think I'm turning green.)

by dissedurban October 7, 2020

LOLOL

Laughing Out Loud Online

LOLOL. Bro, you can't be serious.

by dissedurban June 8, 2020

bolognavirus

- the absurd conspiracy theory that COVID-19 is a bunch of baloney.

I bet they don't think it's bolognavirus any more!

by dissedurban October 2, 2020

moovid

The "delta" variant of covid.

Down hee-uh in Missippi we cawl it moovid on accounta how good them cow drugs done worked on it.

by dissedurban August 28, 2021

rope

...pot, flower, marijuana

Is it rope because of the long, twisty shape? or because it's in the hemp family?

Yes.

by dissedurban April 20, 2021

Mar-A-Lockup

House arrest for the wealthy and well connected.

Yeah, time in Mar-A-Lockup might keep him out of jail, but once he's tried and convicted there's a nice gray cell waiting for his traitorous ass.

by dissedurban March 24, 2023