Definitions by diseased quail

buttered crumpet 

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

buttered crumpet by diseased quail June 14, 2011

buttered crumpet 

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

buttered crumpet by diseased quail June 14, 2011