dillon farnum's definitions

Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

eh

The greatest catchphrase ever

An lo! The Lord entered the burger joint, and wisenly spake, "Eeeeeeeeeh"

-Happy Days 3:14

by Dillon Farnum January 25, 2005

Chef

Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons

The Horror...The Horror...

by Dillon Farnum December 17, 2004

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005