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Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005

Kurt Cobain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him





Get it? He blew his brains out with a shotgun

by Dillon Farnum July 1, 2005

MADD

Also known as the "Mothers Against the Bill of Rights". While their cause is one which cannot be argued against, their Machiavellian tactics are unconstitutional and often pointless

They clearly want to eliminate our Fourth Amendment Right to protection from illegal search and seizure with their checkpoints, and lowering the legal blood alcohol will do absolutely nothing to lessen the number of drunk driving deaths

by Dillon Farnum February 3, 2005

greem

It's like Green, only moreso

The grass is always greemer on the other side of the fence

by Dillon Farnum March 27, 2005