dillon farnum's definitions

Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005

johnny depp

Ruined pirates forever

Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole

by Dillon Farnum January 16, 2005

MADD

Also known as the "Mothers Against the Bill of Rights". While their cause is one which cannot be argued against, their Machiavellian tactics are unconstitutional and often pointless

They clearly want to eliminate our Fourth Amendment Right to protection from illegal search and seizure with their checkpoints, and lowering the legal blood alcohol will do absolutely nothing to lessen the number of drunk driving deaths

by Dillon Farnum February 3, 2005

greem

It's like Green, only moreso

The grass is always greemer on the other side of the fence

by Dillon Farnum March 27, 2005