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thumbwave 

when your pounding a bird hard and you shove your thumb up her jaxi,twirl it around her asshole till she blows chunks-and then you pull it out and there is a lARGE CHOCOLATE chip on the end of your thumb abd you frantically wave your hand around down beside the bed to get the nasty stinky hershey bar off you r thumb-hence the wave!
last week when i was fingereing a bird in the dirtbox(and she was a right fatty) and i diddled her ass with my thumb and out came a big old snickers bar!! so i gave her the 'thumbwave' and told her to to get out of dodge!
thumbwave by dildonose January 23, 2010
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ThumbWare!!! 

thumbdrive; which is "a piece of hardware that requires a Thumb to authenticate and then authorize access to the intended user." © ~mtbourg
Where do you want to go with this ThumbWare!!!. Does it Drive? Just who do you think you are anyway?!!! Gotta Thumb to prove it? You have now been verified as the intended user...
ThumbWare!!! by MTBOURG January 17, 2013
A thumbnail sized image of an attractive person that clicks to a larger version of said person, where they are revealed to actually not be as attractive as they looked in their smaller image.
Man, that friend of yours on Facebook is a real thumbabe, but then i clicked her pic and saw what she really looked like.
thumbabe by BiLzaBub October 9, 2010

thumbwrestlinginnicksanus 

1. comparable to anything that makes you feel sick.
2. a fun game to play with 2 people and a third person named nick!
1. Goatse.cx is just as awful as thumbwrestlinginnicksanus
2. Who wants to thumbwrestleinnicksanus?
3. What's that terrible smell, is someone thumbwrestlinginnicksanus?

thumbcake 

Someone who tries to ruin a party or gathering by doing something anti-social, i.e. someone who looks at a beautiful birthday cake and sticks their thumb in it. fuckhead dumb fuck punk ass bitch moron
Billy just sh*t in the punchbowl...that guy is a real thumbcake.
thumbcake by DonPedro April 28, 2005

Thumbaleena 

When one is as big as a thumb. Often known as a mark or 2 inches. Often caused by looking at attracktive girls. Like AD or AH.
Mark is now known as thumbaleena.

The art of the Thumbaleena published by Manning Inc.
Thumbaleena by Crippler8 February 28, 2008

Thumbage 

when your best mate is pussy whipped. Has to ask permission to go to the shop or for a shit.
'Man that dude is under extreme thumbage'
Thumbage by supertedhannah March 22, 2009
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