digital jamando's definitions

The Deuces

A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol

I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces

by digital jamando April 7, 2015

Deucetop

The point of one's butt where the curvature angle is such that there is no greater peak level of elevation; the highest point of one's butt; the arch of the butt

(1) "Yo I climbed that deucetop like a warrior with a battle ax"; (2) "You know I maintain my deucetop like a Cadillac, that shit glistens"; (3) "Wife maintains that deucetop pristine, shit belongs in a gallery"

by digital jamando March 13, 2015