hero

A man who thinks that he is gods gift to women and the world. Acts tough and expects any chick to want him badly.

Hero: Hey girl, wanna buy me a drink?
Beeyatch: Get the fuck up out outta here yo' mutha-fucking cornball, hero acting mutha-fucker.

by Diego September 29, 2003

gilf

"Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck."
Not said seriously, only when pointing out any old person.

Weirdo: "Oh man, check out that MILF, she look's hot."
Sane Friend: "Fuck That! She looks more like a GILF."

"Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."

by Diego August 18, 2003

reckon

To 'reckon' is to think or believe something.
2. Agree something is right.

1. Skateboarder 1 : "Reckon I'm gunna land a crooked grind on this steep-ass handrail?"
Skateboarder 2 :"I reckon you'll get nailed, but try it anyway."
AFTER
2. Skateboarder 1 : "Do you reckon that I never had a hope in hell of doing it?"
Skateboarder 2 : "I reckon!"

by Diego August 15, 2003

off guts

To be absolutely fucked from taking drugs or drinking too much liqour.
Often said Off me guts.

"I waz off guts at that party last night."
"I hope this bikkie gets me off me guts."

by Diego September 11, 2003

SMP

Smoke More POT.

"Chill out dude. You should SMP."

by Diego August 25, 2003

grinch

Any person who does evil stuff or isn't nice to other people.

"I'm not the grinch. I only cheated on you."

by Diego August 21, 2003

El Camino

A fresh ride.

'me and mah homies waz rollin' in mah El Camino.'

by Diego September 11, 2003