2 definitions by dickshit

smock

To Jizz your pants while getting a lap dance from a stripper (preferred from Guam)

Ermagerd! I just smocked myself

by dickshit January 28, 2015

FCTC

the fried chicken trolling crew

HATED BY ALL NARUTARDS AND FURFAGS, LOVED BY ALL EPIC TROLLS AND SHIT

also, some faggots who don't like to smoke

FCTC: yiff in hell lol

furfag: fuck off, fctc

FCTC: NO U LOL

random interbutt bystander: oh, how rad, now i know that the FCTC pwns all furfaggots and/or narutards on the net.

by dickshit December 2, 2007