Definitions by dickie bundle

Earl of Duke 

Basically, the King of Shit; a person who is a douchebag, dumbass, asshole, shithead, etc.

You, Sir, are The Earl of Duke.

Earl of Duke by Dickie Bundle May 26, 2010

Didey Squirts 

Squirts of liquid poo in your dideys or short pants.

I can't leave the house yet, I'm having the didey squirts.

Didey Squirts by Dickie Bundle May 24, 2010